Hey, so last week I posed the question: “are you a bigger freak than I am?” and then described my use of Irish music while running through Golden Gate park.
Now I’m here to throw the challenge out again.
Can you out freak me?
I currently have $100 in my checking account. This $100 has to last me a little over two weeks. How am I going to make that work? Soup. But more on the reason why soup is perhaps the greatest food (apart from pizza) later. Right now, we have to understand why I no longer have a plethora of cold hard cash, dolla dolla billz yo, moolah, dinero, MONEY in my checking account.
The reason is:
I just spent $140 on onesies. Yep, that’s plural. I bought two different onesies because well…I wanted to.
Normally, I am very good about saving money. I always make sure to transfer money into my savings account so that I don’t touch it. Alas, there came the day when temptation would overthrow my sensibility and I turn my hard earned wages over for the comfort of a cotton pajama in the shape of a kitten and unicorn.
So here I am, sitting on my bed, not really even disappointed in myself because I am wrapped in the warm snug of a unicorn onesie and I’m posing the question to you: Are you a bigger freak than I am? Would you spend nearly $200 to get the real deal Kigu onesies?
If your answer is yes, we could probably be friends but shouldn’t be because who knows what we would let each other spend our money on.
If your answer is “NO, you crazy girl. I would spend money on necessities like food and transportation and warm clothing that is socially acceptable to wear outside the house,” then I think we should probably be friends because I need words of wisdom to guide me away from this malpractice of wanting something because it is warm and a cat…BUT I don’t want to be your friend.
So alas, I am here alone (as it should be). #lonelygirl because honestly I don’t need a bad influence and I don’t want to hear good advice so my only friend is my computer and the television and maybe a book or two because sometimes I like to pretend I’m literate.
But really, have you ever made a purchase as rad as these?? I don’t expect answers because it can be hard to be honest with yourself sometimes.